Thoughts from an Alien

crotchgunsamurai:

I’mma be a seahorse. ‘Cause, dude, seahorse.

darkpuck:

withrevolutionarycries:

ladyatheist:

thewhoreat-221b:

justacasgirl:

tomigiru:

victorianpantaloons:

jiji-is-a-bunny:

According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.

According to her, we are wrong for existing.

My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are heterosexual, and homosexual,and nothing else exists. There is no in between,and if we believe we are anything but hetero or homo, we are just confused, and mislead.

She also believes transgender people are just confused.

So basically, to her, we are mythical creatures. We are unicorns, from a magical fairyland.

Reblog this if you are a fucking magical unicorn.

Reblog this if you believe orientation shouldn’t even fucking matter.

Reblog this if you believe orientation is a spectrum, and it is NOT black and white.

Reblog this if you know you exist.

FUCKIN MAGICAL UNICORN YES

So as a heterosexual who tends to wander into non-het territory, do I have like….a stubby horn?
lol

I think I have the same problem as this professor-person!!

Except I have trouble understanding how anyone could be completely homosexual or heterosexual. Unlike her though, I just have faith and trust in people who say that they are straight or gay…. even though it’s a concept I don’t understand at all. As a pansexual, I just don’t get it.

Guys.

I’m a full-blown fucking unicorn.

Can I be an MLP?

And be Rarity? ‘cause she’s my fav.

I am a fucking magical purple unicorn that rides on clouds, pisses rainbows, and shits skittles! BASK IN MY GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So next national coming out day i’m totally just going to change my profile to a photo of a unicorn to make my point.

I am a motherfuckin’ unicorn!